The Queer Beret Presents: Cruising: In Deep Ship

All Hands on Dick & Ankles Away, as the Queer Beret is leaving port and setting sail into uncircumcised territory. On Ryan Patrick’s Cruise Ship for Cruisers, Other Cruisers, And Those Who Don’t Identify as Cruisers; and, also, Non-Binaries, we’re celebrating the many pleasures of cruising culture. Help us make great headway as we navigate tight berths, check out the tackle and ride the swell. Experience deck-defying entertainment featuring our house band, The Gruntz!, a bevy of internationally tolerated singers, and an actual, god-damned magician. Poseidon be praised.

There may even be some major celebs on board….undercover…..wink.

….It’s not Tom Cruise.

FEATURING:

Your Cast & Crew:

🌟 Ryan Patrick Welsh (Cruising Director)

🌟 Phil Wong (1st Mate)

🌟 Kitty Litter (Lovelorn Passenger)

🌟 Andrew Evans (Actual Magician)

🌟 Bill Wicht (Musical Guest)

🌟 Dick Drollinger (Not Tom Cruise)

Cruising Band (The Gruntz!)

🌟 Noah Bossert - MD / Keys

🌟 Austin West - Bass

🌟 Nathaniel Welch - Drums

There is a select amount of seating reserved for ADA tickets. All other seating is first come, first served.