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SPONGEBOB: ADULTS ONLY Eastside Sisters DRAG MUSICAL

Past Event Arts Musical

Date & Time

๐Ÿ“… Sat, Mar 14, 2026

๐Ÿ• 5:00 AM

Ends: Sat, Mar 14, 2026 at 6:30 AM

Location

๐Ÿ“ Royal Canadian Legion Branch 179

2205 Commercial Drive, Vancouver, BC V5N 4B6, Canada, Vancouver, BC, V5N 4B6

๐Ÿ™๏ธ Vancouver

About This Event

The most unhinged, super naughty, adults only, drag musical parody of Spongebob Squarepants EVER unleashed upon Commercial Drive!!!

๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒˆ ARE YOU READY, ADULT KIDS?!
Because weโ€™re dragging Bikini Bottom straight to the gutter for the most unhinged, super naughty, adults only, drag musical parody of Spongebob Squarepants EVER unleashed upon Commercial Drive!!! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

March 13 โ€ข 10PM โ€ข THE LEGION ON COMMERCIAL DRIVE
๐Ÿš๏ธโœจ Cheap drinks. Cheap jokes. Expensive trauma.
๐Ÿบ Beers are literally 5.50 and so are our morals (nonexistent).


๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets start at ONLY 10 dollars
๐Ÿฆ† EARLY BIRD TICKETS: $10

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ADVANCE TICKETS: $15

๐Ÿšช DOOR TICKETS: $20


This underwater dumpster fire is brought to you by the ORIGINAL dragโ€“musical divas:
๐ŸŒ Banana Delvey โ€” part-time menace, full-time icon
๐ŸŽƒ Miss October โ€” your new favourite problem

Together theyโ€™ve assembled the funniest, wildest, most totally chaotic cast of kings, queens, andโ€ฆ kings again (we doubled the kings for drama). ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿซง๐Ÿ’‹

๐Ÿ”ฅ NO BALLADS
๐Ÿ’ฅ NO BORING NUMBERS
๐Ÿšซ NO WHOLESOME FAMILY MOMENTS
Just back-to-back BANGERS and nothing but BAD B*TCH ENERGY until the Legion begs us to leave. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿ‘

And YES โ€” this fever dream is brought to you by the Eastside Sisters, the absolute superstars who WON Second Best Drag Show in the Entire City this year for literally this exact show. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ
Weโ€™re not changing a thing. Weโ€™re just making it LOUDER.

Expect Bikini Bottom like youโ€™ve NEVER seen it:
๐Ÿงฝ Spongebob is tired, horny, and ready for violence
โญ Patrick has no thoughts and too much glitter
๐ŸŒŠ Squidward is over it (but also serving)
๐Ÿš Sandyโ€™s doing science she definitely shouldnโ€™t
๐Ÿฆ‘ Planktonโ€™s plotting something illegal again

And YOUโ€™RE invited to witness the aquatic chaos LIVE.

This is more than a show.
Itโ€™s a SHIPWRECK.
A SEAQUAKE.
A NAUGHTY NAUTICAL NIGHTMARE. ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

ONLY at THE EASTSIDE SISTERS SHOW!!!!!
๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’‹ Be there or be a sad little land creature.

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Royal Canadian Legion Branch 179

2205 Commercial Drive, Vancouver, BC V5N 4B6, Canada, Vancouver, BC, V5N 4B6

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CAD 11.98 - 17.31

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Duration

1 hour 30 min

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