SHREK: ADULTS ONLY Eastside Sisters DRAG MUSICAL

SHREK: THE ADULTS ONLY DRAG PARODY SHOW!
March 29 • Doors 6:30 pm • Show 8 pm

💚👹 Shrek is life! Shrek is love! And Shrek is about to get WAY nastier than DreamWorks ever intended! Prepare your onion layers because you are about to witness the most chaotic, feral, downright unhinged drag parody show in ogre history! 💦🏆✨

Brought to you by The Eastside Sisters… the chaos twins themselves… Banana Delvey and Miss October! The same legendary goblins who unleashed Charli XCX and The Chocolate Factory, Minions Drag Musical, and literally every drag parody show that sold out in Vancouver 🚨🍌👠

This time they’re storming the swamp with huge props, scandalous ogre costumes, and jokes that would make Donkey blush 🍑🫏💚

🔥 Featuring:
💃 A gogo dancer doing sexy swamp dancing during intermission
👹 Thicc ogres, filthy fairytale jokes, chaotic numbers, and swamp slime energy
🏆 A Sexiest In The Swamp costume contest! Dress up and compete for a crown worthy of Princess Fiona herself! 👑💚

🎟 Tickets:
🐸 $10 Early Bird
🐸 $15 Advance Ticket
🐸 $20 At The Door
(You’d be an absolute Farquaad not to grab early bird!)

Get ready for:
💚 "SomeBODY once told me!" screamed in full drag
💦 Shrexy ogres grinding in the mud
🍑 Swampy thirst traps
😭 Questionable decisions
🤡 Absolute ogre chaos
💚 And a night that will CHANGE the way you see Shrek forever

This is adults only, babes. Like… ADULTS. ONLY.
If you thought Shrek was for kids, you’re about to be spiritually and emotionally corrected 👹✨

March 29. Doors at 6:30 pm to snag a seat! Show at 8 pm.
Vancouver’s swampiest, thottiest drag night awaits! 💚👠🫏🔥