F*ck Valentine's Day Comedy Show 2026 (DOWNTOWN SAN FRANCISCO)

We sold out all our shows for the past four years and now we're back for 2026 at The Function!

Come to SF's F*ck Valentine's Day Comedy Show to hear about hilarious dating mishaps, some of the funniest Tinder horror stories and some fire stand-up comedy from some of SF's top comics with credits like Punch Line, Cobbs, SF Sketchfest, Tommy T's and more. Produced by HellaFunny.

// VALENTINE'S DAY COMEDY 2026 - FEBRUARY 12-14 //

• It's a 70+ minute show with 4-5 comics on the bill with credits like Cobbs, Punchline, SF Sketchfest, ABC and NBC.
• Thursday, February 13, 2026 - Two shows - 7p + 8:30p
• Friday, February 13, 2026 - Two shows -7pm and 9pm
• Saturday, February 14, 2026 - Two shows -7pm and 9pm + free after party w/ DJs until 2am!